"a 4 hour movie"

"Birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year's gone by and how little we've grown.
No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, each flicker of the candles on the cake says we know it's not to be; That for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end." - Jerry Seinfeld

Good thing I love you just the way you is, girl. Never change (unless you've already worn it).
Happiest Birthday xoxo