can you believe this crap?

This breaking news report states that after a custodian attempted to flush a "suspicious substance" down the toilet in the downtown Greyhound bus depot, he was "overcome" by the substance.

His eyes burned, and his throat hurt, and he felt uncontrollably ill.

Uh. Have you ever been into a Greyhound bus station, let alone a bathroom? There are things in the sitting area that can cause that very same reaction.

Diharrea isn't Diphosgene. Send home the hazmat's and call a plumber.

(p.s. who wants to go to New York?)