"It's summer in the city and it's so hot out that the air is getting wavy. You run with the rest of the kids down the block, chasing the ice cream truck, only to find some alien stand-in, some horrific usurper, offering you eco-carob with ginger artisan acai pommegranate, at only uhh... five dollars a scoop... Sprinkles, motherfucker, have you heard of them?
Shit, McDonald's has soft serve for a buck."
Shit, McDonald's has soft serve for a buck."
It's going to be a hot one. Finally.
2 comments:
hahaha I love it. The small general store near the cottage I just stayed at served Lavender flavoured frozen yogurt. Naturally it was low in fat.
amazzzzing!
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